Saddam

Saddam Hussein has been killed because killing is wrong.

Who's going to kill the guy who killed Saddam. It's all so morally screwed I reckon my four year old could see through it.

Blocked toilets

I caught my daughter preparing to fill the toilet with paper last week and exploded at her.

Similarly tonight I find her in the company of an overflowing toilet with a look of complete bewilderment in her eyes. She could see the storm brewing and she came out with "Lani no playing....Lani biiig poo did it".

So here we are...It's one am and I'm trying to make myself understood to a plumber with shit all over his hands...in Japanese.